It must be spring because Strawberries are in!! I bought some local ones on the side of the road yesterday. Luke and Hattie were so happy! They'd eat themselves sick on strawberries. They were REALLY good ones too.
Well I forgot that my bible study was having a little brunch to celebrate the end of the Amazing Collection. So, at the suggestion of my mom, I decided to bring the strawberries. Luke saw I had them rinsed and packed and he wanted some. Here is how it all went down:
Me: No Luke. We are going to share these with my friends. We can get more.
Luke: NO! I WANT THOSE STRAWBERRIES. I WANT TO EAT THEM.
Me: Well, not these. We'll get more.
Luke: No. NO (stomping his foot). Those are MINE.
Me: I'm sorry buddy. We are taking these to bible study.
Luke: (pointing his finger at me and narrowing his eyes at me) I hope your ladies SHOKE on those strawberries.
WHAT???? I tried to hold it together and not bust out laughing. I said, Luke, that is NOT a nice thing to say! Where in the world did he learn to say that kind of thing? I have no idea!!
T W E N T Y T W O
1 week ago
7 comments:
OK...so this absolutely CRACKED me up!!!
If you have enough children, one of them is likely to come up with this stuff! I know, because I have one of those children myself. They sure do make us laugh a lot though.
Haha! That is HILARIOUS!
HAHAHA! That is too freakin' funny. :)
LOL... that is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time!!!
Gotta be the hawkins in him.
-Roman
ROFLMAO!
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