Monday, August 10, 2009

You know you are a Mother of little ones if....

~When you sit down at the end of the day, you decide that the best part was you dentist appointment.

~You decide that if you learn to drink your drinks unsweetened (coffee, tea...) your kids most likely won't ask you for a sip.

~"Adult Movies" mean ones you watch without kids...it could still be a Disney movie, it just means its Mommy and Daddy's pick!

~You hear yourself saying the same things all day..."Oh, that's great" or "Yes, yes, whatever you want" or "uh-huh"...and you realized you have NO IDEA what the previous statement or question was!

~Being in the bathroom alone is a real treat.

~You hate Candyland. But sidewalk chalk is kind of fun.

~You wouldn't trade any of it!!! Plus you have clean teeth! LOL...I went to the dentist today.

5 comments:

Karen @Snakes-Snails-Puppydogtails said...

LOVE it... add You know you're a mom of a BOY if the comment after "get down from there" is "how did you get up there?"

Tasha Via said...

That's hilarious! Especially the one where you've answered the question without even realizing what the question actually was, HA!

Shaleen said...

I went to the dentist today, too - I love that freshly cleaned feeling!

Mylinda said...

Sorry to tell you, but the being alone in the bathroom thing never happens...well, rarely anyway. I began wondering if having visitors in the bathroom ever stops. Then I visited my mom in NC (this was a few years ago). One day I wanted to talk to her about something and I knocked on her door. She didn't answer, so I walked in. She was in the bathroom with the door open. I poked my head in and she was using the "facilities". Did I turn around and walk out? Oh no, I stood there talking to her while she was occupied. And, worse, she just kept talking back! After a few minutes, I noticed what I was doing and realized that having bathroom visitors NEVER, EVER stops when you have kids, even when they're grown!!! lol Ugh.

Stephen and Tara said...

Loved the post!